“Let us not talk falsely now…

I laughed a whole lot when I watch this. My eyes are still full of tears.

Heh.

Red Sox season opener against the Kansas City Royals.

A loss 7-1.

Yes, the Royals who lost 100 games last year.

It’s nice we could get them off to an undefeated start.

Two things I learned from the advertisements on NESN during the game:

1. Michael Johnson, the fastest man in the world, drinks Coors light.
2. Magnus, the strongest man in the world, drinks Coors light.

I don’t drink Coors light.  Do you think it would make me strong and fast?