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Red Sox season opener against the Kansas City Royals.
A loss 7-1.
Yes, the Royals who lost 100 games last year.
It’s nice we could get them off to an undefeated start.
Two things I learned from the advertisements on NESN during the game:
- Michael Johnson, the fastest man in the world, drinks Coors light.
- Magnus, the strongest man in the world, drinks Coors light.
I don’t drink Coors light. Do you think it would make me strong and fast?
I don’t want to sound too opinionated about the product, but I think people who drink Coors Light must hate themselves. Whoops, that did sound too opinionated!
Oh, believe me, you didn’t sound *too* opinionated!
Yes, Coors light, it is the drink of the Gods. I hate shit like that, especially shit like the Axe body spray ads where it’s implying that women are so simple, if they smell this delightful spray you put on yourself, they’ll fuck your dick off. It’s very “60% of the time it works all the time.”
Watching Game 2 of the 2007 Red Sox season, I found out that when a father teaches a son about “protection” the father is teaching him about the protective can from Coors that keeps the beer cold.
As someone who works in marketing, I am sad.
For the Super Bowl I did like the rock, paper, scissors Bud light ad.